Friday, May 30, 2008

Count Every Vote Rally: Preview

The moms are ready. The signs are painted. The sensible shoes are polished. They are prepared to save the Democratic party from itself. They will get up early tomorrow morning and take a train downtown and march in circles and listen to speeches and try to come up with clever chants about not punishing voters for the idiocies of state party organizations and legislatures. They will take the camera and maybe a little notepad, since Roxie's World has declared itself the Official Dog Blogger to the Count Every Vote Rally and sincerely hopes that all our faraway pro-Hillary fem blogger pals (we mean you, Historiann, Elizabitchez, Hillary 1000, and Anglachel) will link to our on-the-ground reports in order to drive up traffic and make us as famous as we deserve to be. But of course, the real point is to save America from the unmitigated disaster of another Republican president.

Here's the poop on the rally if you are interested in joining in the fun. Remember: No Hillary gear -- It's not about a candidate but about the voters. Note to Obamaniacs: The Precious has told you to stay home and sleep tight tomorrow morning, so be good little Obamacans and do as He says. You need to save all your energy for those inaugural balls you think you'll be attending in January '09, so don't worry your pretty little heads about schlepping downtown tomorrow morning to help the DNC pull its head out of its back end and figure out how to resolve the nomination debacle in a way that will make Democrats, independents, and Republicans with a lick of sense in their heads inclined to support the Democratic ticket. We'll take care of that. Mwahahahahahaha.

(Photo Credits: Moose, armed with her awesome new Canon PowerShot G9, with thanks to Aunt Janice, who sensibly told her to buy it. Artistic Credits: Moose, in concert with the Creative Division and the Political Team here at RW Enterprises, LLC)

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