Condi and Code Pink

(Photo Credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

In the still of the night, a devoted new reader turns to everyone's favorite dog blogger for guidance. "Would love to hear your opinion on Code Pink's confrontation with Condi Rice," she writes. We assume she is referring to the moment captured in the photo above during Rice's testimony before the House Foreign Affairs Committee on Wednesday. Code Pink's Desiree Anita Ali-Fairooz, 50, managed to get past Rice's security guards and wave blood-colored hands in the secretary of state's face while shouting, "War criminal!" (Wa Po report on the incident is here.) (Huff Po has a link to AP video of it here.)

What is my opinion on this matter? So deeply do I feel the weight of my responsibility to hold forth on the questions that keep my readers awake at night that I have ordered my typist to stay in her bathrobe and help me to thrash this one out right away. She can brush her teeth later, much later perhaps.

On the one hand: Condoleezza Rice has sold her soul to perhaps the most criminal administration in American history. She has failed spectacularly in every position she has held in that administration and is only now being held to account for her negligent management of her department and lax oversight of security contractors in Iraq. (Details on that story here.) If anyone deserves public excoriation, surely it is she.

On the other hand: Roxie's World is generally opposed to rudeness, even toward people who totally deserve it, and to political stunts that aren't likely to do anything but make critics of the war and the administration look like lunatics. Appreciative though we are of extremism in defense of ending an unjust war, we've had doubts about Code Pink's tactics for a long time. Excoriating Rice is one thing, but excoriating Democrats who are making serious efforts to grapple with the strategic and political complexities of the war is another. We are firmly opposed to cutting off our noses to spite our faces.

On the other other hand: You know how we love our eye candy, and this photo is awesome eye candy. We love that in this shot Rice casts down her eyes to avoid seeing the bloodied hands of her accuser. We love that she is boxed into the picture by those very hands and that Ali-Fairooz's eyes occupy the center of the frame and seem to bore right into Rice's pinched little soul. We love the angle of the shot for making it seem there is barely a hair's breadth between the two women's eyes, noses, and mouths. Both mouths are open. It's easy to imagine the bloody hand reaching out and pulling Rice's face toward the face of the accuser, but for what -- a kiss? or some forced reckoning? Another shot shows the two women looking directly at each other. Rice looks contemptuous, Ali-Fairooz hysterical. This shot likely earns sympathy for Rice, the pearl-wearing professional being prevented from doing her job by a big-mouthed shrew who thinks a bottle of ketchup can stop a war.

(Photo Credit: Melina Mara, The Washington Post)

Bottom line: In the battle of images, this one's a draw, but we give Code Pink credit for slipping past security to make a point. Anything that makes Condi Rice look publicly uncomfortable is all to the good as far as we're concerned.

Sleep well, gentle readers. Roxie's World is here to tell you what to think. All you have to do is ask.

Thursday Night Grab Bag

Be patient, kids. Some day soon, Roxie's World will return to its regular programming of sophomoric humor, shrewd analysis, and heart-warming glimpses into the wacky world of Moose, Goose, and Roxie. For the moment, though, my typist is awfully busy writing the aforementioned lecture on blogging, which, ironically, reduces the amount of time available for actually blogging. I could dictate posts into my Paw Pilot (TM: RW Enterprises, LLC), of course, but I've decided to take advantage of Moose's distraction and the rainy weather to catch up on my fall napping, which is crucial preparation for my winter hibernation. In the meantime, here are some pics, links, and updates on things we darn near overlooked in the busyness of the past couple of weeks.

Bhutto Death Watch Update: Former Pakistani prime minister Benazir Bhutto is still, incredibly, alive and is planning to start traveling around her country this weekend, despite new threats upon her life. AP reports today that Bhutto plans to travel to her hometown of Larkana on Saturday to pay homage at her father's tomb, about 270 miles northwest of Karachi. The report continues: "She has also indicated that she plans to travel to Lahore and the capital of Islamabad, despite her professed fear that she will be attacked again." Um, okay, Benazir. We greatly admire you, but we can't decide whether we should declare you the Brave One or the Crazy Lady with the Death Wish. Since my typist is pressed for time, I guess we'll go with the former because it's more succinct, but be careful out there, will you?

Peggy and Pam in Outer Space Update: Pam Flips for Peggy -- Then They Embrace. The space shuttle Discovery, captained by Pamela A. Melroy, docked at the International Space Station, commanded by Peggy A. Whitson, today after Melroy had executed a complicated backflip maneuver so the underside of the shuttle could be photographed and inspected for damage from liftoff. The docking was the first time both the shuttle and the space station were under the command of women. Here's the photo of Whitson welcoming Melroy to her high-flying palace for girl geeks:
(Photo Credit: NASA, via Reuters)

Speaking of Backflips: Senator Barack Obama is trying hard to justify his decision to campaign in South Carolina with an unapologetically homophobic minister, Donnie McClurkin. His latest attempt to disappear the issue was to release a letter from a group of LGBT and black leaders who artfully explain the move as part of the inclusiveness of Obama's campaign. How's this for knee-slapping political humor?

We believe that Barack Obama is constructing a tent big enough for LGBT Americans who know that their sexual orientation is an innate and treasured part of their being, and for African American ministers and citizens who believe that their religion prevents them from fully embracing their gay brothers and sisters. And if we are to confront our shared challenges we have to join together, build on common ground, and engage in a civil dialogue even when we disagree.

We also ask Senator Obama's critics to consider the alternatives. Would we prefer a candidate who ignores the realities in the African American community and cuts off millions of Blacks who believe things offensive to many Americans? Or a panderer who tells African Americans what they want to hear, at the expense of our gay brothers and sisters? Or would we rather stand with Barack Obama, who speaks truth in love to both sides, pulling no punches but foreclosing no opportunities to engage?

Uh-huh. And we believe that pigs fly and lions will lie down with lambs and that those who lynch and those who get lynched ought to engage in a civil dialogue about lynching, because, gosh, there's just a ton of common ground between them. And we believe that those who believe they speak "truth in love to both sides" of any complex question are probably speaking out of both sides of their mouth and should not be trusted.

Dog Gone It, Ellen!: Somehow in the crush of the last couple of weeks, we neglected the amazing story of Ellen DeGeneres sobbing uncontrollably on her show over a dog that she had adopted and then given away (because of problems between the dog and her cats) being re-possessed by the pet adoption agency. Here's the vid:


Ellen, honey, we heart you big time for that whole bubbly-dyke-next-door routine you manage to play so convincingly, and of course we give a paws up to your love of animals. We do have one little piece of advice, though. When the adoption agency asked you how little Iggy was doing, all you had to say was, "Fine." Stop there, and the question has been truthfully answered and little Iggy gets to stay with your hairdresser. Stop there, and you don't have to do a blubber-fest on national television to try to get the adoption agency to relent and change its policy on giveaways. Stop there, and you don't look like a middle-aged lesbian neurotically invested in pets as surrogate children.

Not that we know anything about that here in Roxie's World. Not that we know anything about that at all. Peace out, kids, and remember: Dogs love you back. Really.

Chicks Rule

(Photo Credit: NASA; Space Shuttle Discovery docked with International Space Station)

No, this isn't another Hillary post, though you might want to click on "I Am Woman" over there in the Music Box while you read, because it is a theme post and a bit of musical reinforcement might help clarify the theme for you. In the unlikely event that our post title isn't quite obvious enough.

Newsflash: Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto is not dead yet. Three days after returning home from eight years in exile, Bhutto is back in action, having survived a bomb attack that killed 136 people who attended a jubilant welcoming rally in Karachi on Thursday. She is vowing to press on with her campaign to become prime minister for a third time and to fight extremism in her country. Roxie's World will continue to monitor this situation closely because we think it might be a good idea if women took over a whole bunch of countries. I mean, really, kids, why not? Could things get much worse? In the meantime, we'll keep you posted on Bhutto's status. Maybe I'll see if the guys in Toys and Widgets can find a Bhutto Death Watch Widget so we can offer round-the-clock updates of the situation. Those fellas love a challenge.

Out of This World: Peggy and Pam in Outer Space. From an AP story:

A giant leap is about to be made for womankind.

When space shuttle Discovery blasts off Tuesday, a woman will be sitting in the commander's seat. And up at the international space station, a female skipper will be waiting to greet her.

It will be the first time in the 50-year history of spaceflight that two women are in charge of two spacecraft at the same time.

This is no public relations gimmick cooked up by NASA. It's coincidence, which pleases shuttle commander Pamela Melroy and station commander Peggy Whitson.

''To me, that's one of the best parts about it,'' said Melroy, a retired Air Force colonel who will be only the second woman to command a space shuttle flight. ''This is not something that was planned or orchestrated in any way.''

That's worth a goosebump or two, isn't it, kids? Instead of making sexist jokes about whether the women's periods will get in sync or Melroy will have to call Whitson to ask for directions, let's read further down in the story to the funny part about the gift Whitson, the first woman to command a space station, was given before she took off in a Russian Soyuz spacecraft:

Before the launch, an official presented her with a traditional Kazakh whip to take with her. It's a symbol of power, Whitson explained, because of all the horseback and camel riding in Kazakhstan.

Smiling, she said she took the gift as a compliment and added: ''I did think it was interesting though, that they talked a lot about the fact that they don't typically let women have these.''

At least it wasn't a mop. The whip stayed behind on Earth.

What? No whips in space? Hmmm. Think I'll just stay in Roxie's World.

From Whips to WACK!: Art and the Feminist Revolution. This is for my DC-area fans or those who will be visiting DC between now and December 16. Y'all get on down to the National Museum of Women in the Arts to see this show. The moms went to see it today along with a newish pal whom I hereby declare the Shyest Grrl in Roxie's World (the Shy One for short), who lurks in these precincts and calls great stories to our attention (like the astronaut story above) but only comments off-stage (and yet she comments with such perceptiveness that we overlook the violation of Roxie's Rules on Behind-the-Scenes Action). (I wonder if I have any rules on Number of Parenthetical Remarks Per Sentence. I'll have to call the Style Police to check.) Anyway, back to WACK! It's a great, if at times overwhelming and messy, show. The moms and the Shy One kept turning to each other and saying things like, "I'm having a really hard time following this. Can you figure out what the show's narrative line is? What's holding all this together?" Then they saw the big sign that explained that feminist art was a rebellion against hierarchy, coherence, and other patriarchal conspiracies of order. "Crap," Moose said when she read that. "I told you grad school had ruined our brains."

Nonetheless, the show is a marvelous gathering together of women working in different media and disparate places under the influence of feminism and other social movements of the 1960s and 70s. The big names are represented -- Judy Chicago, Alice Neel, Cindy Sherman, Yoko Ono -- but so are many more obscure figures, such as an artist with the pseudonym Cosey Fanni Tutti who went so far as to become an X-rated performer, turning out self-portraits that appeared in adult entertainment venues as well as in art galleries. The moms were pleased that lesbian artists were a significant part of the history the show depicted. There was even a display case featuring such classics of lesbo art herstory as Tee Corinne's Cunt Coloring Book and the most execrable record Moose ever (briefly) loved, Holly Near's Imagine My Surprise.

Props to Connie Butler, who curated the show, which first opened at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in March, and to Susan Fisher Sterling, chief curator and acting director at NMWA for bringing in a show that may help the museum kick its reputation for mounting safe, stodgy shows not likely to offend Republican ladies who lunch. WACK! is a bracing reminder that once upon a time not too long ago feminism sparked an outpouring of creative and political energy aimed at transforming the world. The Republican ladies are welcome to the party -- but they should remember to bring their specula with them.

Welcome Home

(Photo Credit: Pedro Ugarte, AFP, Getty Images)

(Photo Credit: Getty Images)

Opposition leader Benazir Bhutto returned to Pakistan today after eight years in exile. She was greeted by enthusiastic crowds estimated at over 200,000 people. She had an op-ed piece in the Boston Globe today on her hopes for bringing democracy and equal rights to her country. It's here. Eight hours into the celebrations of her return, bomb blasts killed more than 100 people and injured more than 250. NYT report is here. Bhutto was not injured in the explosions.

We've always admired Bhutto -- You know, chick leader, cool eyewear, and a commitment to fair elections -- What's not to love? We wish her well. Plus, the pics are awesome.

You Heard It Here First

Roxie's World has been saying for months that New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd was bereft of ideas, her mind swept clear of anything resembling original thought. Apparently, Mo Do agrees! Her Sunday column was leased out to the sublimely ridiculous Stephen Colbert, who made much better use of that precious real estate than Mo Do does even when she isn't indulging in her passionate hatred of all things Clinton. Go read it. It's fun, even if its not-so-hidden aim is to flack Colbert's new book, I Am America (And So Can You!) Hey, Mo Do, how 'bout renting your little space out to me sometime, huh? The Times could use a bit of canine perspective if you ask me.

Further proof of our skill in spot-on political analysis may be found in Katha Pollitt's latest column in The Nation. Pollitt, unlike yours truly, has not made up her mind about who to support in the Democratic presidential primary, but her answer to the question "How Different Are the Top Three Dems?" is "not so much." She evaluates the leading candidates' positions on the war, domestic policy, and ties to corporations and concludes that Hillary Clinton doesn't deserve the thrashing she is getting from progressive media and Barack Obama doesn't deserve the halo lefties keep trying to fit on his smooth head. Why, kids, it's almost as if she read Roxie's World's endorsement of Hillary! Paws up, Katha -- Great minds do think alike!

Barbara Ehrenreich is no Clinton fan, but she's got a funny piece called "Running on Ambien" that criticizes Obama as well as Clinton for being boring in the course of the inhumanly long campaign season. "Just a year ago," writes Ehrenreich, "the hot question was, Is America ready for a black or female President? As the campaigns wear on, the question has shifted to, Can America survive the tedium of its black and female candidates?" She recognizes Obama is running as safe a campaign as Clinton is and, as a result, "hasn't turned out to be any more challenging to white America than re-runs of the Cosby Show." Fine, Barbara, but we're backing the dull one with all the experience rather than the dull one who is trying desperately to promote himself as a Black Jack Kennedy.

I'm sure you all missed me over the weekend, didn't you? You were expecting a nice, long weekend post, and you didn't get it and that made you want to cry into your scrambled eggs, didn't it? It was Moose's fault, of course. She ran away from home this weekend, if you can believe such a thing, went off to the beach all by herself to "write a talk." I said to Goose, "What's the deal? Moose talks all the time. Suddenly, she needs a script?" It's some English prof thing. She's been invited to go give a big fancy lecture to a bunch of people. When Moose finally came back this afternoon, I asked her what her lecture is going to be about.

"Well," she said, "it's kind of about you."

"Me?" I said. "Why do you want to go off and talk to a bunch of English profs about me?"

"Well," she said, "I want to tell them about your blog."

"My blog?" I said.

"Yes," she replied. "I want to talk about the happy little corner of the blogosphere you've created and what it can teach us about how people read, write, and connect with one another in the 21st century."

"Fine," I said, "but you'll explain how things work around here, right? I mean, you know, that I'm in charge and I do all the really hard stuff, like the thinking and the writing and the making up of names for new departments, right?"

"Absolutely, Rox. It's your world. I just type here."

"So when is this lecture, anyway?"

"November 8 at Rutgers University."

"Can anybody come?"

"Sure. It's free and open to the public. It's at 4:30 in the Alexander Library on the New Brunswick campus."

"Uh-huh. And does it have a title yet, this 'talk' of yours?"

"Yep. It's called 'On the Internet, Everybody Thinks I'm a Dog: The Queer Adventures of an English Prof in the Blogosphere.'"

"Cute. I would've come up with something funnier."

"I'm sure you would have, Rox."

"In the meantime, we don't even have a picture to go with this post. My readers expect that, you know. They love their eye candy."

"I know, Rox, and I'm really sorry. I sent Goose a pretty sunrise picture from the beach, but I can't figure out how to get it from my cellphone to the blog. How about a pretty dolphin picture? I saw dolphins while I was at the beach, and you know that's very auspicious."

"Fine. Whatever. Just give the kids their eye candy. Can't figure out how to get a picture from a cellphone to the blog. Harumph. I'm going to bed."

Pretty, Witty, and Gay

Happy National Coming Out Day, kids! Of course, every day is coming out day in Roxie's World, but we're pleased that other universes set aside some special time to celebrate sex and gender diversity. Funny that they do so while tolerating or actively promoting discrimination against lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people, isn't it? Still, let's not be grumpy on such a special day. Let's throw up some links and dance!


Having gained the coveted endorsement of Roxie's World, Hillary Clinton's campaign issued a statement today in support of NCOD. Here's a link, and here's the statement:

The simple act of declaring who you are has often been a moment of courage for many lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered (LGBT) Americans. National Coming Out Day honors the brave journey many have taken out of the closet. But even now, after so much progress has been made in the fight for equality and acceptance, many in the LGBT community continue to face discrimination and harassment.

As President, I will end the divisive politics of this administration and work to renew the promise of fairness for all Americans. This means supporting equal rights for gay and lesbian couples, ending Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and allowing patriotic Americans to serve their country, and finally signing into law the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and hate crimes legislation.

So on this day, twenty years after the Second March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, let us rededicate ourselves to the ideal that all Americans should be treated equally, no matter who you are or who you love.

(Aside from Moose to Hill: Do you promise that "equal rights for gay and lesbian couples" will mean that some day, in the tragic event of Goose's demise, I'll be able to claim Social Security survivor benefits? You don't have to call it "marriage" if you don't want to. Shoot, call it "Little Bo Peep," as Goose would say, but if it doesn't extend the full array of rights and benefits to same-sex couples that straight marriage includes, then it ain't "equal rights." Got that? But, you know, would it really be that hard to explain to the American people that the right to civil marriage ought to be available to couples irrespective of their genders? Oh, never mind.)

Thanks to qta for pointing us in the direction of Film Experience's "Queer Hollywood" post in honor of NCOD. It's long, cool, makes no mention of the neither in nor out Jodie Foster, and has a great photo of the sainted Lily Tomlin near the end of the post.

On a more local note, the Pride Alliance (undergraduate LGBT organization) at the University of Maryland celebrated NCOD by holding a rally in support of (finally) extending domestic partner benefits to LGBT staff and faculty. Moose made a little speech commending the students for being less patient than the grown-ups on campus have been during the protracted struggle for pay equity for the university's LGBT employees. She didn't mention that students were lobbying for the extension of a benefit that doesn't apply to them, which makes their activism even more impressive. How many times have you worked for a cause that wouldn't bring a direct benefit to you? Hmmmm? Here's a piece by Pride Alliance president C. J. Rock that was published in today's Diamondback, the student newspaper at UMD. It's tempting to quote that line from Isaiah about how a little child shall lead them, except there was nothing childish about the out and proud students of the University of Maryland today. I swear, kids, they brought tears to Moose's jaded old eyes.

Paws up and a pretty pink tiara to all the queers and friends of queers who are working for sex and gender justice this day and every day. Keep the faith, beloveds. Justice will roll down like waters -- as long as folks stand together to give it a good hard push.

Giggle-Gate

A New Yorker cartoon is worth a thousand (and more) words, we realize, but go to the New Yorker immediately and read the luscious little piece by Hendrick Hertzberg that accompanied this fabulous caricature of Senator Hillary Clinton. Hertzberg's comment begins with a pithy epigraph from a recent interview with the senator's husband:

Q: What don’t we know about your spouse?
A: She has the world’s best laugh.
—Interview with Bill Clinton, Time.com, September 13, 2007.

We would happily cede our place on the BuzzFeed list of best bits on Hillary's laugh to the New Yorker, but we've slipped to 12th place and we need the publicity way more than the New Yorker does. What can I say, kids? It's a dog-eat-dog world, but go read Hertzberg now. Peace out.