Good Grief, Another Vagina Post

A Pointed Message for Bob McDonnell, Governor of the Commonwealth of Vagina Virginia, and Other Republicans Unhinged by Ladies, Lady Parts, Lady Bidness, and (Insinuations of) Lady Badness:

Translation: You will be held accountable for your actions. Or, as we used to say back in the olden days of take-no-prisoners gynocentric orneriness: God is coming, and She is pissed. The wrath of the great Feminazi Cooter in the sky shall rain down upon you. You have been warned.

Why? Because people with vaginas also have eyes, ears, memories, and the right to vote. Unless of course you decide they can't be trusted to make that kind of judgment by themselves either. Better hurry, boys. Election day is just 248 days away. And please don't ask if that's a laser between my legs or am I just happy to see you. Trust me, fellas. It's a laser.

(Credit for the Laser-Shooting Vagina: Picked up, by way of a Facebook friend, from Jessica Valenti's Tumblr, but no one seems to know where it originated.)