1. Establish your authority over your subject by bragging about how your undergraduate education in semiotics equipped you with a cultural decoder ring that gave you deep insights into the workings of texts and made you vastly superior to all the rubes around you. Like this:
To immerse yourself in literary theory as an impressionable young person is a little like squinting at a piece of toast until the face of Jesus materializes. It’s a slight perceptual shift (all you have to do is unfocus your eyes) but risky, because there’s no going back to plain toast after Jesus.2. Pick two texts not quite at random -- though, really, almost any two texts would do, because that's how easy cultural critique is! -- and pit them
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Awareness like that can be a terrifying thing, which is why people consistently choose to watch “Jersey Shore.”
“Pretty Woman” and “Thelma and Louise” flanked my first postcollege year like a couple of quick-draw gunfighters in a Wild West showdown. They appeared, in 1990 and 1991, respectively, at approximately the moment when second-wave feminism was giving way to the third wave — as Women’s Studies was shifting to Girls’ Studies, as the Riot Grrrl movement was coming into existence, as unapologetic femininity and unchecked rage were linking arms and skipping through the popular culture, snarling at everyone. So when I look back over the long stretch of the intervening decades, I now see those two movies as representing dueling meta-narratives in a postfeminist Mexican standoff. Or maybe as shimmering signposts at a desolate crossroads. Either way, there’s dust, tumbleweeds, Ennio Morricone music in the background and someone lying face down in the dirt.Quick-draw gunfighters in a Wild West showdown? Yes, kids, that is how culture works! It's one big rock 'em, sock 'em Battle of the Texts! In this corner, we've got the tale of the streetwise sex worker with a heart of gold, and in this corner the hard-driving saga of a couple of gun-toting gal pals taking on the patriarchy one weenie at a time! Which text will win?
3. Declare a winner in the showdown/smackdown by offering up a series of
For the few years after the release of “Thelma and Louise,” the culture seemed unusually and (in hindsight) unbelievably receptive to the plaintive howls of a generation of girls who, as I did, felt exiled from the culture. Within a few more years, though, the whole thing would be supplanted by a far more chipper, more palatable, more profitable version of itself. It’s now nearly impossible to imagine a time, not so long ago, when popular culture was more interested in cool girls than hot girls — or a cultural moment in which girls could become iconic for airing their grievances and not simply their dirty laundry. As it turned out, it was a quick traverse from “revolution grrrl-style now” to “girl power,” as Riot Grrrls gave way to Spice Girls and the dominant pop-culture narrative about femininity went the way of “Sex and the City.” And Carrie Bradshaw (among others) stands pretty clearly as a descendant of Vivian, not of Thelma or Louise.
Ultimately, “Pretty Woman” wasn’t a love story; it was a money story. Its logic depended on a disconnect between character and narrative, between image and meaning, between money and value, and that made it not cluelessly traditional but thoroughly postmodern. Revisiting “Thelma and Louise” recently, I was struck by how dated it seemed, how much a product of its time. And “Pretty Woman,” it turns out, wasn’t a throwback at all. It was the future.Which of course leaves you vulnerable to snarky replies from crotchety broads who stuck around for the advanced courses in Readin', Writin', and Interpretin' Through a Feminist Lens. You know, like this:
Dear Ms. Chocano: I will see your anecdotal evidence and raise you two. Thelma & Louise "wins" this contest because Goose and I still talk about it, while we haven't thought about Pretty Woman in years. Every time we are on a highway, I will find some excuse to make a T&L reference, as in: "Boy, that lane-encroaching trucker is a douche-bag. Shoot him for me, would you, Louise?" She will agree to do so, and then we will laugh, hysterically. Furthermore, we both teach the film, usually in Lit by Women courses and often in conjunction with classics of feminist protest writing such as Kate Chopin's The Awakening. Far from finding the film dated, we find that its stripped down, allegorical style has given it the staying power of myth. Our students continue to find it compelling, but perhaps that is because they tune in to Tina Fey rather than "Jersey Shore." Or perhaps it's because in our classes we don't urge them to look for the face of Jesus in a piece of toast. We try to explain that culture is dynamic and ideology is clever about reconsolidating its power, but that subversions, critiques, and reimaginings of agency still matter. I mean, sure, culture is a competitive arena, and there is a way in which texts vie with one another for audience and influence, but it seems silly to declare that one film's fantasy has triumphed over another when there is plenty of evidence that Thelma & Louise are still very much alive. At least, you know, in our car.
Yours sincerely,
Moose
I've come to believe many of my failures in life are a result of my inability to see Jesus in a piece of toast.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, you will have an entire year free next year to hone your toast-reading skills. That is of course what dissertation fellowships are for. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteThank you for articulating the pre-lingual gurgling in my stomach that I felt while reading the NYTimes piece on Sunday. That saves me from trying to see Shulamith Firestone in my morning toast tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI thihk Thelma and Louise was, for me, the first pop movie that actually recognize that when you resist the patriarchy, you sometimes have to die. That's what the stakes are. (But, as economists remind us, in the long run, we all die.)
ReplyDeletePretty Woman was about the age old story of using what minimal power the patriarchy gives you to make the best deal within the patriarchy. Blah.
In fairness to Chocano, that's pretty much her take on the two films, and we don't take issue with that aspect of her article. What's annoying are the assertions and generalizations about the films' afterlives, if you will. And the whole silly smackdown aspect of the thing, of course.
ReplyDeleteI actually own a nifty little "Holy Toast" press that let's me see Jesus in any toast I make.
ReplyDeleteKelly
See Thelma and Louise in toast? or rather in life? or rather in class? or rather in power? or rather in a range of possibilities and their mattering....
ReplyDeleteI don't know jacke dicke about cultural theory or whatthefuckever, but I do know that Chocano's writing sure sounds like a pompous asshole undergrad from 1989. And believe me, I know what pompous asshole undergrad writing sounds like!
ReplyDeleteDon't they have motherfucken EDITORS at the NY Times?
I saw Jesus in the toast, and then I ate his a$$ and went to school to do some cultural critique which left students fainting all over the classroom. I put my cigarette out on one and left.
ReplyDeleteHard-core, TR. Impressive. I like visualizing that scene.
ReplyDeleteEditors, CPP? How shockingly 20th century of you!
T&L in toast, Katie? Excellent idea. I bet Moose would go back to eating carbs if she could get a bit of that.
And, Kelly: Holy Toast. Why does this not surprise me? Please, say more about your collection of Jesus kitsch. I bet it's extensive.
A-HAHAhahahaha! You and TR crack me up.
ReplyDeleteI too never think about PW--I've never even seen it all the way through, but I remember being disturbed by how popular the movie was with young women when after all it's a *love story* between a prostitute and a john. Even in 1989 that was disgustingly fatuous.
OTOH, I still remember the exact place and time I first saw T&L.