Saturday, July 10, 2010
how to give a dog a handjob,
and how to cook a human baby?!?
Really, kids, I'm thinking perhaps my typist should have installed an irony meter in the sidebar when she was doing our redesign in order to assist the irony-impaired. Please, darlings, understand that no animals were harmed or inappropriately touched in the making of this joke. And not one single actual baby was ever cooked in our baby cooker. Not a one, though there was a snowy Tuesday evening in February when the thought briefly crossed our minds.
Oh, and to the curious among you who periodically show up searching on the phrase, Marissa Coleman lesbian, we don't know, darlings, and if we did we wouldn't tell. You.
Thank you, and good night.