of the Storm of the Freakin' (Young) Century!
View of the Ridiculously Large Backyard, 4 PM, Friday:
Snowfall Predictions, as of 7 PM, Friday:
Baked Potato Soup, For Crucial Pre-Shoveling Carbo-Loading:
A Hearty Red, For Warding Off Cabin Fever:
A Tragic Historical Context That Keeps Being Invoked and Making Us Worry When All We Want to Do Is Sit Back and Enjoy the Snow:
Let us know what's going on in your neck of the woods, kids! What are you eating? Drinking? Reading? Watching? Thinking? Hoping? Talk to us, darlings. It's not like you're going to be going anywhere! Be safe, be warm, and remember: Spring is just six weeks away! Peace out.