tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23938076.post770956326705581802..comments2023-10-15T10:48:01.870-04:00Comments on Roxie's World: The Wedding PlannersRoxie Smith Lindemannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06455529922082930949noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23938076.post-48361890308411864492008-07-30T22:05:00.000-04:002008-07-30T22:05:00.000-04:00Girl, please: who would you rather have dinner wi...Girl, please: who would you rather have dinner with? JB or Carson? I know the answer I'm supposed to give, but I'd rather have dinner with Carson!<BR/><BR/>(JB doesn't have much of a sense of humor, from what I've heard.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23938076.post-44584251321688417372008-07-30T16:30:00.000-04:002008-07-30T16:30:00.000-04:00Now, now, I think queers have managed to be profou...Now, now, I think queers have managed to be profoundly superficial even without the structural opportunities secured through heteropatriarchy. I mean, you know, for every Judith Butler there are probably a million Carson Kressleys. Why, some would say queers inVENTed hollow materialism!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for worrying about the moms' sickness and health issues, but they've got those covered. Moose carries a note in her pocket that clearly states Goose should pull the plug if she hasn't eaten or cussed in three days because a life without either of those sublime pleasures ain't worth living. She is convinced this document will hold up in court. Just to be sure, Goose made them draw up wills with medical power-of-attorney provisions a few years back.Roxie Smith Lindemannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06455529922082930949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23938076.post-46511291210711945762008-07-30T13:24:00.000-04:002008-07-30T13:24:00.000-04:00I'll be there, for sure! I feel their queer/femin...I'll be there, for sure! I feel their queer/feminazi resistance, too, for sure. But, straight people get married all the time mostly because they want to throw a big party and get presents, or because they're 29 and desperate, or because it makes their parents and dogs happy, etc. Why can't gays be just as shallow? I thought selfish consumerism and hollow materialism were our birthrights as U.S. Americans!)<BR/><BR/>And then your moms won't have any problems if/when one becomes sick and there are questions about approving medical procedures, etc.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23938076.post-76473351389300618232008-07-30T11:44:00.000-04:002008-07-30T11:44:00.000-04:00That all depends, Historiann, on whether sentiment...That all depends, Historiann, on whether sentimentality and their fondness for Really Great Parties will outweigh their queer/feminazi resistance to marriage. Perhaps if my legions of loyal fans would mount a pro-marriage lobbying campaign -- or just chip in and buy them the toaster oven of their dreams -- they can be persuaded to drop their skepticism and sign themselves up for a state-sanctioned hitching. If they do, they promise to throw a Texas-style bash, complete with rodeo and two-stepping. Y'all will have to come!Roxie Smith Lindemannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06455529922082930949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23938076.post-71800537421323126822008-07-30T10:14:00.000-04:002008-07-30T10:14:00.000-04:00So Roxie, will your moms make you an honest dog an...So Roxie, will your moms make you an honest dog and give you a last name if Mass. permits out-of-state same-sex marriages?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com